I had a girlfriend a while back. I got really sick, and she came over to give me brownies and a tape of the Simpsons. As she left I starting eating the brownies and popped in the tape, about mid-way through, the tape cut to her sucking some other guy off, she looked at the camera and said "You've just been dumped" and then proceeded to spit his cum into a bowl of brownie mix.
Brandon "DERX" Hopper 
