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Nintendo Wii: Top 5 Games Wii Wouldn't Play

By: Michael Antebi - Published February 11, 2007 at 5:34 PM EST - Writer Archive
In the land of the fictitious, awful ideas reign supreme. Check inside to find out DPAD's top five disgustingly bad Wii game concepts. WARNING: This may not be suitable for people under 15.

This article may not be suitable for readers of all ages.**

Here is an exciting new look at some games that didn’t quite make it through to production for the new Nintendo Wii. Although they showed promise at first glance,  they just couldn’t cut it when they moved closer to production.

5) Speaking of down the pipe, this first, not-so-winner, Mario and Luigi’s Ultimate Plumbing, quickly stank up the room of developers after hearing this one out. The concept is quite simple. You can play as either Mario or Luigi, who’re on patrol at the local Italian kitchen “Mamma Mia’s”. The owner, Maria Montabello, has been having several bathroom malfunctions lately due to her latest dish, the Maria's Meatball Madness sandwich. Her popularity quickly grew and she began entertaining more guests.

Maria hosts large parties, banquets, and social gatherings, and amid her backed up problems, it is your job to make sure that the real Italian leftovers, aren’t wading in pool. Your bathroom grows and expands as you move beyond each level. From a one stall throne, to a bustling trough of many happy visitors, you grow with your success. Jerk your hand into the toilet and use your controller to free up the clogged pipes for ultimate success. Careful on Friday night, as spicy meatballs are the special; where you'll be knee deep in problems for a while! Bonus rounds include tossing urinal cakes into each stall; hit all five stalls and get a free pack of mints.

 

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