Many consider Andre Agassi a man amongst men in the masculine (not really) tennis world. What I was wondering is how does he do it whilst suffering from male pattern baldness, a sickness that can cause death in some animals.
One would argue that the lack of hair on his scalp enables to him execute backhands quicker than the average bear (eyy booboo, can you get that picnic basket). Whereas people with a full head of hair (see Brad Pitt, Carrot Top, etc) have an invisible static forcefield surrounding them, preventing agile movements. What will he do?
Sources close to DPAD (aka no one) say that he is endorsing Rogaine, however use of that has known side effects; man boobs, erectile dysfunction, etc.
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One would argue that the lack of hair on his scalp enables to him execute backhands quicker than the average bear (eyy booboo, can you get that picnic basket). Whereas people with a full head of hair (see Brad Pitt, Carrot Top, etc) have an invisible static forcefield surrounding them, preventing agile movements. What will he do?
Sources close to DPAD (aka no one) say that he is endorsing Rogaine, however use of that has known side effects; man boobs, erectile dysfunction, etc.
In other news, I'm retarded.
fixed.
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